The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
by endlessnameless February 2, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Fartash, the new kid?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I've never met someone with that name before.
by Fmister April 17, 2011
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Stop fatassing and get back to work!
by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008
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Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"
Person 2: "Fatass American!"
Person 2: "Fatass American!"
by An_Anonymous_Visitor April 11, 2011
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by MysticHZ March 31, 2019
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Hey Joe, what is Scoot doing over there with that man with the bleeding head rash? Should we call 911? No no no Anthony, that's just a Futash.
by $5Woodchuck February 16, 2010
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i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."
by junewho October 18, 2006
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