Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.

Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.

by zobier January 13, 2013

nastivities

The nasty activities somebody is practising in his or her life.

Girl: How is it with your nastivities lately?

Girl 2: This new boy I met the other day fucked me in the fitting room at the H&M.

by Sophisteev June 4, 2009

fistivities

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities

by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003

fistivities

Gala sporting-events involving the performers' punching each other.

I've never liked the idea of physical-violence-type contact-sports like boxing, so I never attend said fistivities.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020

fativities

Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.

“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”

by macattack07 July 28, 2024

Fativities

This word is used to degrade someone for having habits that someone chronically obese would have.

Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”

It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.

Becky: “Do you wanna get some desert after dinner?”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”

Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream”
Chad: “Fativities…”

Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”

by natlou March 28, 2025

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024