Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

fastidious

What Agent Argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own sexiness. The word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.

Aaron: Yo bitch you are very fastidious today.
Dirty ho Bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your Rv that is powered by your sexiness.
Aaron: yo bitch what do you think I used the word fastidious for.
Dirty ho bag: Can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
Aaron: It comes with the Argentification, in the RV.
Dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don't you and you also love green trackpants.
Aaron: fuck yeah

by The Dungeonmaster November 29, 2004

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

fastidious

To get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.

Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

fastidious moment

When you use a big word although you haven't any idea what it means, as Amy March does in Little Women.

My sister Amy has fastidious moments all the time. She's young, what can we do...

by PaoloK October 17, 2007

Fastidious

A heist, strategy and stealth game on Steam

I've been playing a lot of Fastidious lately.

by molex April 7, 2020

Fastidiotypocrite

Fastidiotypocrite - a person and partner (almost always of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to what's known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities or any other highly visible area of their life. They are often described as the “life of the party” and people perceive that "they have it all”. These people are very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others, but they have a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic shortcomings are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including, but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, knowing what to do around the house without directions written or spoken at a third-grade comprehension level. Fastidotypocrisy also includes, but is not limited to all of the social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.

Fastidiotypocrites often suffer from something known as “not knowing how good they have it”. They are usually blessed with extremely attractive, very intelligent, incredibly witty, and highly competent partners who spend so much time compensating for their shortcomings that the fastidiotypocrites stop recognizing those shortcomings altogether, and they falsely start to believe that they are somehow in part responsible for the basic functions of household management or they begin to believe that the household simply runs itself.

After I cooked, served, and cleaned up after a large family meal, I asked my fastidiotypocritic partner to help me by emptying the dishwasher. He paused every few dishes to ask me what the dish was and then where it went. (Sometimes following with a question as to whether we really needed it.) We have lived together for 10 years - how does he have the skills to build strategy at work, yet he seems to have no skills for how to locate the Tupperware drawer in our kitchen? What a fastidiotypocrite.

by anonymous January 8, 2023