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When you take out your rage on Facebook when you dont even know someone who left the comment, or the joke behind it. Only because you can hide behind your internet.
Jon:)"Did you see what that dude posted on Kari's facebook about her getting fired"
Kip) "Hell no but the douch is gonna get a word lashing from me. He doesnt know how Hard Core I am, I sit here all day chatting online with hot babes and training to be a cage fighter online. Thanks Rex kwan doe. I am sooo much cooler online."
Kip is on some serious faceroids
Kip) "Hell no but the douch is gonna get a word lashing from me. He doesnt know how Hard Core I am, I sit here all day chatting online with hot babes and training to be a cage fighter online. Thanks Rex kwan doe. I am sooo much cooler online."
Kip is on some serious faceroids
by Pedro for prez 1982 March 3, 2010
Get the Faceroids mug.A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"
Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.
Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."
Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.
Jim: "What?"
Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."
Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”
Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”
Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”
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