fastfap

When something is so epic and so awesome that you want to fap profusely to it, then the word for such a masturbation is fastfap.

That video made me fastfap for 2 hours.

by Double-yew Thirteen June 16, 2011

fastfuck

a sex act commited in a hurry

"I'm going to be late for work, but thanks for the fastfuck!"

by werty April 24, 2003

fastfoodjesus

The only Lord and Savior with a Big Mac.

A being that consumes lots of fastfood - and is generally awesome. "fastfoodjesus"

by FFJ November 4, 2013

fastfaced

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

fastfood orgy

the act of combing the poster items from multiple fast food places

I bought a big mac, whopper, 5 layer beefy bean burrito but i only have 5 minutes left on break... I guess its time for the fastfood orgy

by foodguy June 16, 2010

fastfagg

That speedy guy or girl who attempts to know everything about his current car but fails badly. Often drives cars with 120bhp or more. Kinda does burnouts but he do still be learning cuz he or she be scared of doing the skyline dirty like that.

Yo send it fastfagg, ya bender!

by theFASTFAGG November 23, 2021

Fastfriends

New people you meet, get drunk with and you become great friends in a short time span

Shit man, last night was crazy! We're totally fastfriends now.

by Spijk January 13, 2018