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fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
by captainquirk October 20, 2009
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fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016
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Fascinaziburaucraticism

A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"
by Blackie-sheep December 11, 2008
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Bored Fascination

When you are so bored, anything moving is interesting.
When John was taking a test, he he used the power of bored fascination to entertain himself with a ladybug
by ninjacow October 18, 2010
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fanscinating

(adjective) Identifies the subject as noteworthy in some respect, but only for a select group of individuals; to others the subject is likely not even worth knowing, let alone being of any import.
The way Kris Allen sang that song was simply fanscinating!
by Dirk-Baiting.org June 18, 2009
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facikated

Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!

2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated

3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
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fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
by Crow June 1, 2006
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