to fassbender

to very obviously derive too much enjoyment from one's work.

Irish actor Michael Fassbender spends the entirety of 300 grinning like an idiot, showing us all how to fassbender one's way through life.

by Fergal Casey May 9, 2008

vasbinder

during sexual intercorse the vasdeferance is kinked into a painful acute shape.

dude, after drinking all nite Anne jumpped on me and gave me a vasbinder!

by Dave Hammerwell June 7, 2011

jasbinder

She is an amazing and charming person. She has all the qualities needed for a proper living. She's free living, inspiring, understanding and most importantly caring. She excels in every aspect ,from family to studies and to jobs. She has an awesome friend circle , a small but the best one. She is admired by everyone because of her enjoyable company and self confidence. She is a smart girl who can take her decisions herself and has a good judgement of people and situations.

Everyone: Wow! Look at that lady, she's so gorgeous. Her speech was so good!!
Person: She's non other than Jasbinder !

Me: Oh that's my mother!😂( For me)

by Gurman1305 November 26, 2021

dylan fassbender

a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself

i hate dylan fassbender so much

by acros May 14, 2015

to fassbender

When one actor is the only redeeming quality of a movie.

Or: Trying to safe a group project alone by doing all the heavy lifting and fail.

"The last X-men and Alien movies were at least fessbendered, let's see how the next reboot will be..."

"I tried to fassbender the presentation, so my group almost passed the class."

by Jarjar1313 December 21, 2020

Pull a Fassbender

To catch someone off guard or throw them a curveball

He proceeded to pull a Fassbender on me by approaching me from behind and saying in my ear “uhhhh”

by YuOfTheNight March 6, 2020

Michael Fassbender

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.

Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!

by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011