Fartnard

Someone who is adorable and loving.

Come here you little fartnard

by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

farmtard

A Derogatory term used to compare either; a) Someones intelligence to that of an animal or, b) Someones behaviour and/or character flaws similar to that of an animal.

Alternatively Tib is a Farmtard to those who know him.

a) "Don't be stupid Farmtard."
b) "Hey Farmtard, want a troth?"

by James Reynolds May 7, 2005

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

farktard

Someone who is fark-ing retarded.

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.

by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004

frattard

n. a fucktard who is also a member of a fraternity on a college campus

I hated living in that dorm last year - it was full of frattards!

by Poo Flinging Monkey March 30, 2006

fattard

a fat bastard. this usually applies to parents and/or teachers/priests/siblings/wenchs.

Gabby was telling Diana about how big a fattard her parents were on Saturday.

by Hanmah <(^^)> March 31, 2008