fagpants

Those billowing, multi-pocketed cargo type pants, often worn by those who perceive themselves as "current" or "cutting edge" The huge cargo pockets, often found just above or at the knees, are rarely used, and the garment generally looks ill-fitting and unattractive.

"Hey, Bill - look at that jackass with the Eddie Bauer bucket hat and fagpants"

by gumpa June 6, 2009

failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

fartpartment

when you fart and it doesn't smell right away, but when you move, the fart escapes either a blanket, a baggy pair of pants, etc. The space where the fart hides is called the "fartpartment".

Clay: I accidentally let one slip as i was falling asleep. When i rolled over 20 min later and i got a brief, but intense whiff.

Ruben: It must have been hanging out in the fartpartment

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS June 20, 2014

Fartparty

At least 6 people sitting in a gym or public sauna, seemingly ignorant of the gigantic fart that is aggressively permeating their skin, hair and lungs.

I took a single step into the sauna at lifetime and realized those folks were in the middle of a fartparty! Either their noses were broke or they loved it -- I wasn't stickin around to ask which.

by Simpsonsmoviesucked May 7, 2018

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

Fartypantz

A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..

VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!

" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "

"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"

by minkeloneous April 29, 2009

furpants

A male or female with extremely hairy legs

Buy that man a razor , he has the worst case of furpants I have ever seen .

by BB26 January 30, 2006