Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.
That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.
by TheBeatsmith December 03, 2010
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"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.
Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.
by wpgbrainscanner August 18, 2008
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Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom
After a curry, Angus is very farticulate
by Morbabe November 24, 2023
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Farticule

It's microscopic pieces of shit floating in the air after a fart has been passed.
I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.

Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.
by Hugh Dickerson June 21, 2025
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farticule

a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.
after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.

after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.
by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018
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