Farticulate

Some one who doesn't really know what they are talking about but sound like they do because they are good at talking out of their ass.

That congressman had no idea about that subject, but because he was so farticulate, he won the debate.

by TheBeatsmith December 4, 2010

"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Farticulate

To speak or express oneself clearly and confidently — while actually being full of gas and hot air. Often used to describe someone who sounds impressive but says nothing of real substance.

"Dave always farticulates in meetings — lots of noise, zero value."

by JennyKaur008 August 1, 2025

Farticule

It's microscopic pieces of shit floating in the air after a fart has been passed.

I got a farticule in my eye and now I have an infection.

Can't believe Jim blew those farticule out of his ass earlier.

by Hugh Dickerson June 20, 2025

Farticulate

Talking out of your bottom

After a curry, Angus is very farticulate

by Morbabe November 24, 2023

farticule

a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.

after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.

after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.

by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018