Fartbeat

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.

Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"

by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fareeza

Also know as the F-Bomb, Fareeza is a very popular word in the modern day language. Fareeza was initially a person, but the name was so awesome, that people started using it on a day-to-day basis. A Fareeza can be used as a noun and a verb. It basically means pure awesomeness / sexy / ridiculously good looking / pure badass.

"That was so Fareeza of you"
"Damn girl, you're such a Fareeza"
"Don't make me Fareeza all over you"
"Is it hot in here, or is it just Fareeza?"

by Elizabeth Danke January 19, 2010

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011