fartcolepsy

When one's farts expel from one's body in such a rhythm that it serenades one into a deep slumber.

My friend who has fartcolepsy cannot drive a vehicle after eating Taco Bell.

by FamousAnus February 14, 2009

Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

Francycle

The act of upcycling, recycling or repurposing an item by a individual called Fran.

A portmanteau of the name Fran and the act of recycling.

"Dude, I've got too fat for my clothes, I don't just want to throw them out"

"It's cool, give them to my mum, she'll francycle them into something awesome"

by alltooclose March 7, 2021

farticles

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

by ellebowskigrande August 15, 2007

Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.

Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.

by Elysian27 February 21, 2010

farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.

Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.

by Poodleusier June 29, 2004