fartabolism

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”

by Veuxdeux April 2, 2022

fantaboulous

fantastic and faboulouse comnbined...

omg that ice cream was fantaboulous

by Jersey girl pgh June 30, 2005

Fartmouth

One whose mouth is constantly farted into, and who therefore has farty breath. To make matters worse, people like this tend to insist on talking loudly and constantly.

After that fartmouth got done yelling about child support for two hours, the entire room smelled like a big giant fart.

by hjgdshafgyewh November 27, 2010

fatabottomis

When he likes to wear those pants up over his gut. Commonly scene on the streets of Lancaster City.

Yo man did you see that fatabottomis waddling down the sidewalk.

by Donoham February 16, 2019

Fartbutt

Funni discord user whos name is fartbutt. Cause why not

Fartbutt

by uproxide August 29, 2021

futabout

An acronym for fuck is you talking about

Keith: I just hit a lick
Danny:futabout

by Krypticatom February 22, 2022

fartmouth

An individual who enjoys breathing in a fart

Hey fartmouth come here & breathe this one in ..

by Shitleg May 11, 2018