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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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fart mander

a fart mander farts and sharts and likes darts while calling his best friend a retart horny or not a fart mander hates thots and likes to dox them fart manders buttsex
I LOVE FART MANDER
HES SUCH A FART MANDER

IM GOING TO BOMB THE TOILET WITH A FART MANDER
by big minion hater 5000 May 12, 2022
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manly fart

A fart that possesses very masculine qualities, meaning it (along with the one who ripped it) can be fairly judged as ‘manly’ by all spectators. Manly farts are likely to possess such masculine traits as strength (powerful enough to blow a hole in the farters’ pants), potency (stinks like an open sewer and sounds like a ships foghorn) and stamina (a manly fart must last at least three seconds whilst being ripped and the accompanying stink must hang in the air for at least five minutes). Though some people find farting embarrassing, a true manly fart is ALWAYS welcomed by the farter, who must own up to it with pride (assuming there’s any doubt as to who ripped it which, with a really good manly fart, is rare). Manly farts are usually ripped by males, often young men after a night of heavy beer drinking. However they can, in certain circumstances, be ripped by women who can then claim honorary manly fart status. However this is rare and, it has to be said, kind of gross.
Scott looked on with pride as his manly fart cleared the room in five seconds flat
by Greg T London January 3, 2007
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Fartman

A fictional superhero created by radio/TV personality Howard Stern.
Fartman split open that amplifier at that awards show on MTV.
by Ryan Thompson January 4, 2004
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Fartmanly

A major fan/collector of Peter North videos and one hell of a nice guy.
Fartmanly has one huge Peter North discography of vids!
by Fartmanly March 30, 2005
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fartmanteau

Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .
Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
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Fartman

you. youre fartman, and youre farting
holy shit, fartman, you really tootin that pootin!!!111!
by Funneeman October 9, 2020
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