farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue December 29, 2005

farquaad

An absolute idiot, or someone who is stupid.

You're such a farquaad

by the DustRoom February 21, 2003

Farquaadic

A word to describe something that is reminiscent of Lord Farquaad

"Your boss is looking pretty farquaadic today."
"Yeah, it's the hair for sure"

by Expl0si0n May 16, 2020

farquaad

a german name for prison

doizee went to a varquad and died.

by farquaad's girl May 01, 2003

farquaad

Farquaad

The name of a character from shrek and also another name for a legendary black dragon statue.

by Dragon September 23, 2003

Lord Farquaad

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 29, 2016

Lord Farquaad

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult

Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.

by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019