farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 17, 2011

farp

A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb

"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."

"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"

by girlsdontp00p May 07, 2012

Farp

A sharp fart wher it may result in 3 or more stitches! In some cases it may sound sore but its not, for the unlucky ones it may not sound sore but it is - worse case scenario u may hear the rippin sound.

Heather: pheowwwrr courtney: did u just do ah ?heather interupps yes courtney yes i just done a farp. Courtney oh are u okay ? heather : no i think i may need stitches

by Annie Heather Courtney October 22, 2009

farp

A poop-fart, aka, a shart

Oops! I just farped in my pants.

by dmitchell78721 May 13, 2022

Farp

When your dog eats poo and berps. The horrendous smell is essentially a fart from it's mouth making it a farp.

My dog farped in my face tonight and caused me to vomit from the smell.

by Canpfire99 August 09, 2021

Farp

To fart around a poop.

That smelled like a farp!

by killercrush May 16, 2014

Farp

to fart into a girls mouth and make her swallow it which will make her burp it out in your face

Cameron made Patti farp in his face for his birthday.

by A Girlscout0890 March 02, 2010