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fartnel

The resulting stench and theoretical stink particulate matter from a fart/flatulent episode. Etymology: slang based on the word "shrapnel", the primary connecting theme being the dangerous particles emitted by the event.
"Dude, you farted right next to me! I know you didn't aim it at me, but the fartnel is gonna be all over me!"
by Halesite May 6, 2010
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fartner

As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”

Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
by Reginald Smiley April 8, 2008
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faroe islands

A small country in the north west corner of europe, midway between iceland and scotland. they are inhabited by vikings. Or more exactly those who seeked more adventure than the average scandinavian.
While the average scandinavian was farming the real vikings sailed west in stormy weater and reached faroe islands, iceland and greenland. Being a small country doesn't automaticaly mean that there must be much inbreeding.
There live about 48000 people there and more and more are moving there.
Faroe islands have some nordic records.:

Fewest suicides
Highest Fertility rate
Lowest unimployment
Fewest abortions
Fewest divortions
by Autobeast January 7, 2008
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Faroeflopping

Dancing like a maniac and flopping your hands in Faroe Islands
This dude is doing some serious faroeflopping!!
by replan December 10, 2018
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Farner

Farner is a term used to replace the word "fuck" on internet forums that do not allow profanity. It is a tribute to a vicious forum moderator who goes by the name "fishd00d" and has been known to suffer from a bad case of "God Complex" combined with "Napoleon Syndrome". It should be noted that "fishd00d" lived with his parents until the ripe age of 26 and weighs 89 pounds fully clothed holding a bag of bricks.
OMG, You better not be a Farnering father
by dantwohundred January 12, 2011
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Farned

When you are out with the lads and you have had 5 too many VB'S and your scottish accent starts coming through and you lose your fucking mind screaming random words to strangers
Im fooken FARNED!
by farned July 13, 2017
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farinelli

Farinelli, whose real name was Carlo Broschi. He was born in Naples, Italy January 24, 1705 and died July 15, 1782 in Bologna. Farinelli was the most famous musical figure in his century, (a Baroque "Rock Star") and is arguably one of the greatest singers ever. His reputation and fame has lasted despite the disappearance of castrato singers and the unique musical style dedicated to them known as "opera seria."

A 1994 Film of the same name, about the singer's life. Stefano Dionisi played Farinelli.
Then there was the singer Farinelli, whose heart and brain were real though his voice was artificial.

Referring to someone singing: He's no Farinelli.
by Farinelli Fan June 12, 2007
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