fartition

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

by Dr. Smoot July 21, 2009

Wildcat Formation

An offensive formation, generally found in a nightclub or bar, in which three or more cougars strategically position themselves in close proximity to their unsuspecting prey. Derived from the offensive formation used in football.

Zach: Hey bro. Check out your 6 o'clock. Wildcat formation in progress.

Morris: Good eye buddy. Let's order these kitties a saucer of milk.

by super adam October 27, 2009

Fartation

The movement a person makes when one gases uncontrollably.

I could tell it was Becky who gassed us because of her obvious Fartation.

by Shitfacelarneau May 31, 2009

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010

fartathon

Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.

Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.

by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010

fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.

"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."

by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

formation

Both the literal and metaphorical, formation is the rallying call to both Beyonce fans and Beyonce haters.

For the fans its a call to stand up and fight for what is just, what you believe in, for cultural diversity and for equality among colors, sexes, orientations, wealth classes and any oppressed demographic.

For the haters, get "in formation" is more of a metaphorical meaning. Inform yourself! Just because you don't quit get it or understand it, doesn't mean it's against you and you should hate it.

(Employers found to be paying women less at your job?)
"Ok ladies, now let's get in formation!"
(Flint water bill due?)
"These mother f*ckers better get in formation!"
(Michigan bans sodomy)
"Girl Congress has lost their mind! They better get in formation!"

by Tyroncé September 20, 2016