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fansons

Fans of the pop/rock group Hanson.
My friends are such fansons! They love Hanson!
by Sound designer extrodinaire October 10, 2006
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fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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fanson

A hardcore Hanson fan for life.

Somebody who celebrates Isaac, Taylor and Zac's birthdays, the births of their children, their Wedding anniversaries and throws a huge party every Hanson Day (but there are usually no other guests). Possibly has a Hanson tattoo, and may have sported a rat tail during the late 90s. Has bought the Hanson babygros even if they don't have children yet, but wanted it 'for the future'. Grumbled about having to move their Hanson ring to another finger to make room for their wedding ring. Cried for three weeks when Taylor got married and almost went into cardiac arrest when he 'cheated' on Hanson with his new band Tinted Windows (but still bought their record and went to every show on their tour). Bought themselves a 'Valentine gift', ie. the Hanson chocolates, because nobody else would buy it for them. Has given children/pets/Sims names with Hanson-references. Has genuinely spent time pondering the question "where DID Johnny go?" and wrote a fan-fic (potentially Zaylor-themed) featuring a conspiracy theory with Amy as the kidnapper. Would have bid on Isaac's rib if it had ever been put on eBay. Has done a Google maps search for Albertane.
"humbop pa dooomba dop.."
"YOU'RE SINGING IT WRONG!!!"

"I'm not just a Hanson fan, I'm a Fanson."
by alicaurusrexxx August 24, 2009
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Fapsent

Consent or permission to fap over a nude or photo
God damn Erin, that's hot. Do I have fapsent or will this cost me another $600 PayPal transfer?
by anonymous April 22, 2022
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Faponit

Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it
- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."
by wwwrun August 22, 2011
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bohemian fapsody

When you fuck your girl to the beat of bohemian rhapsody, while imagining you are fucking Freddy Mercury.
My favourite sexual act was doing the Bohemian fapsody with my girlfriend.
by minotaurfuckboy September 15, 2015
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Fanson

A hardcore wordHanson/word fan.
True Fansons stick around, despite the lack of new music. They must really love the band.
by xcarex November 3, 2003
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