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Fartulence

A very farty type off flactulance
He's fartulence was rather pungent
by FwArt June 22, 2017
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fatulence

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.
I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!
by terryzz February 15, 2009
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fatulence

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot
Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore
by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006
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Fatulence

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.
Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.
by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010
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Factulence

When someone is speaking out of their ass on topics which they claim to have knowledge of
As the professor waxed about their business case studies the seasoned professionals knew it was a bunch of factulence.
by consultantspeak July 29, 2012
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Fagulence

The feeling given off by someone who is blatantly obvious about their homosexuality. To reek of queerness.
A sense of fagulence perforated around the gentlemen near the vending machine.
by GrStaKa July 30, 2012
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Flappulence

The uncontrollable escape of air through your vagina flaps, often accompanied by a fart-like noise.
After doing it doggy-style, Sophie experienced a severe case of flappulence.
by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022
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