faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

faphound

One who voraciously searches for or solicits masturbatory material, cf. pornhound.

Don't let Derek see your holiday photos, he's a faphound.

by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard October 5, 2008

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

faphand

The Hand you fap with.

A: I wash my faphand after I fap.
B: I did not know that!

by Urguide January 12, 2014

faphero

It's a person who faps himself so often that the activity can be called heroic.

My roommate is a real faphero - i can hear he's fapping in the bathroom all day.

by faphero July 17, 2010

Faphat

Noun. The object of being a faphat. One must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. Setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively-associated word.

Ben Affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.

by Jason Friedman February 5, 2003

Faphead

Either
1. A variation of the word 'dickhead'

or

2. A bald person that gets slapped on the head.

1. That guy in the chatroom was such a faphead.

2. That guy was annoying me, so I made him a faphead.

by flaffel-flaffel December 21, 2005