fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014

[Fanticle]

Adj. When something is Fantasy oriented. Fantasy like. Something that has to do with fantasy.

Unicorns and wizards are fanticle.

by Hazard Queen April 1, 2009

fatcide

Committing suicide by deliberate overindulgence in greasy fast food.

Stiv comitted fatcide yesterday.

by Mr. Omega September 2, 2006

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

fantacide

the killing of ones dreams.

i was in love with her, and then she committed first-degree fantacide by becoming a lesbian.

by jerjer3 March 11, 2011

Fartricide

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal

The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008