Famfacker

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!

by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

fapfappuccino

when your girlfriend/boyfriend blow you and right before you cum they put a coffee cup to the tip of you dick and you cum in the coffee.

my girl said she wanted more protein in the morning so she asked if I could help her make a fapfappuccino with her eggs and bacon.

by thishandleisnottaken June 1, 2015

FAPFAPFAP

A reference to a really hot interwebs chick who doesn't give you l33t pr0n, but you'd still masturbate@her. Often associated with FAP@U.

Me: Man, Jawnty's a prude, but I was all like FAPFAPFAP to her anyway.
Jawnt: omg u r t3t hawtnezz<3!212!

by Finneh October 26, 2007

Famfapp

When you fapp with your family

Kristal caught Jason famfapp all over his mom Sara in the pooper

by Ravengaspabigdick September 3, 2022

Famfam chat

Famfam chat - n. Group of home boys who drink every chance they get, half don't have jobs, and none have girlfriends, yet think they can "get some" like Ice Poseidon.

"hey bro are you in famfam chat?"
"yes bro I'm gay"

by Turniptime October 31, 2017

FAMFAM

Someone who is a fan of the Canadian band Mother Mother.

I love Mother Mother, i'm a FAMFAM.

by bene_bbx June 24, 2021