Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.
by christamay March 31, 2007
Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
by Randy Young February 26, 2005
I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".
by James Zerelle March 06, 2010
Guy:Damn girl your fine, come home with me
Girl:What do you think just cuz im not wearing underware I'm a slut
Girl:What do you think just cuz im not wearing underware I'm a slut
by mark zeman June 06, 2005
also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.
I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.
by JacobKing0722 October 27, 2007
when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")
Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.
by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006
Moms pulls into McDonald's
Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?
Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom
Girl: False advertising
Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?
Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom
Girl: False advertising
by Boredingplainjane July 29, 2010