an act that lacks of respect for something or someone.
Faltose: the individual who commits the act of Faltosear
Faltose: the individual who commits the act of Faltosear
to pass inside of a crowded group of females open-handed in order to touch ther jacksies. its a clear example of being Faltose or commit the act of Faltosear
by faltose June 16, 2011
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by faltoplayer December 26, 2010
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Did you see how that faglito held the door open for me and then put his hand by my ass as I walked in.
by Johnny Rainbow July 18, 2007
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Get the fanito mug.The Faitoute assigns a single decimal value to quantify the amount of pain and suffering induced by alcohol. As the Faitoute approaches the value of 1, greater helpless mind searing pain is experienced. In rare cases, this one goes to 11.
(A man is violently throwing up behind an abandoned gas station)
Are you having a Faitoute moment right now?
Only 10%.
Are you having a Faitoute moment right now?
Only 10%.
by unicorn_assassin February 4, 2010
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Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;
Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.
Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....
Naked.
O_O;
by Phauxed December 16, 2010
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