Skip to main content
He who hunts with Birds of Prey but is not a Bird of Prey himself.
Just be careful, he spends his time with dope boys and needle junkies. Never know what will happen around those dangerous kind of people.

Don't worry it's Falconer. He may surround himself with those people but they are not the same.

What do you mean?

Unlike the ones who surround him, he will walk away most of the time not out of fear of an OP but fear of what might happen to OP if he engages.

Okay so he's like a reserved scraper?

Most people go from 0 - 100
Some go from 0 - felony/jail
Falconer goes from 0 - life in prison without chance of parole.

That doesn't sound like he's as good as you make him out to be.

How he's different tho is his tolerance and wisdom. It takes him more than most will push to get to that point. The people that know him respect him because they know who he is and what he stands for. The ones that don't, rarely have a reason to find out.

Okay I still say be careful.

I will be.
Falconer by Popeasaint.... May 15, 2022
Falconer mug front
Get the Falconer mug.
See more merch

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!

The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.
Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
The Falconer by Falconerd April 25, 2010
A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.
Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!
falcone by Trevinnnnnboyyyy January 7, 2009