faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

high-falutin'

1. Highly pompous, bombastic (speech).

2. Showing off, ostentatious, pretending to be above one's station in life, putting on airs.

1. Nan Tucket thinks that using high-falutin' words will convince people that she is a high-class lady.

2. Cindy Mae Lovett hasn't talked to any of her old friends since she started waitressing in that high-falutin' restaurant on Nob Hill.

by jennifer125 January 20, 2010

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

Falutin-Free Diet

1. A diet where all pretentious or fancy versions of delicious, simple foods are avoided.

(As first mentioned by Adam Carolla)

Waiter: Would you care to try the Pumpkin pie? We make it special by replacing the sugar with a mixture of blended dates and agave syrup, adding a hint of acorn squash to the pumpkin, replacing all dairy with almond milk, and a wheat germ crust with cinnamon bark.

John: No, that is unacceptable. I am on a Falutin-Free diet.

by Mad Martigan January 23, 2014

failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.

On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.

by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010

Falation Nation

The fraternal order of men who don't always get head but when they do, they like it!

Ryan is the founder of the Falation Nation and is working to make the world suck, one woman at a time.

by The Keebler May 2, 2012

hooten falutin

fancy shcmancy, rather high class and bogus.

i don't want her goin' to that hooten falutin party up in long island with all those jews!

by kylee h. + sara r. December 29, 2008