Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

failbows

Section of the arms where normally the elbow would be seen but due to the girth of said person fat has overgrown the area making it hard if not impossible to see

I could deal with them having cankles but the failbows were just too much.

by SpermThatWon August 6, 2014

failbook

Derogatory term generally used by people who hate Facebook or other social networking sites.

I have a Facebook account because my friend asked me to join but I really hate failbook.

by ~vjay~ August 1, 2008

Failbook

n. Popular nickname for all the idiotic, moronic, creepy (and/or funny) status messages people post on Facebook on a day-to-day basis. So prevalent that an entire section of FAIL Blog has been dedicated to it.

Facebook user: Today I figured out that I'm gay...so im telling you all, just cuz i had to tell sumbody 1st! just don't tell my mom, K?

Facebook user's "friend": I am so posting that on Failbook.

Facebook user: don't you fucking dare!

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

failbot

something that fails at everything. it fails at failing, existing, not existing, and everything and nothing else.

the failbot has to be real, because it fails at being fake. unfortunately, it fails at not being fake also.

by adwuga October 25, 2009

Failbox 360

The Xbox 360, which has more hardware failures than the Windows Operating System has viruses. You have to pay for the Xbox Live subscription, 99.99% of the DLC in one form or another, and it does not support true High-Def gameplay.

Take about $500, buy a PS3 for $299, then pick up a second controller and charge cord for about &75, then use the rest of your cash to buy some good games and maybe a little DLC.

Gamer 1: Man, how in the f**k could this thing RROD again after everything I've tried?

Gamer 2: Nice Failbox 360..........save yourself a headache and buy a PS3.

Gamer 1: STFU

by Xbox-hata' October 7, 2010

failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009