Skip to main content

Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"
by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009
mugGet the Failsafe mug.

failcake

failcake= piece of cake (assignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you're a looser)
"Your shirt is inside-out."
"Failcake!!!"
by xlilxstrawberrix April 8, 2009
mugGet the failcake mug.
Related Words

Fagscape

Commonly used nickname for the online game runescape, in reality it is populated by children who do not have access to more reputable online games, rather than 'fags' who are prepared to fulfil tasks repetitively which often involve clicking millions of times to achieve pointless goals. It is suspected that top ranked players use bots to achieve these goals. True 'fagscapers' will not use bots but 'no life' it to achieve the stupid goals, this term used by fagscapers speaks for itself.
Zezima is the worlds biggest fag as he is number 1 on the fagscape rankings.
by Buelers December 30, 2008
mugGet the Fagscape mug.

Fagscape

Commonly used nickname for the online game runescape, in reality it is populated by children who do not have access to more reputable online games, rather than 'fags' who are prepared to fulfil tasks repetitively which often involve clicking millions of times to achieve pointless goals. It is suspected that top ranked players use bots to achieve these goals. True 'fagscapers' will not use bots but 'no life' it to achieve the stupid goals, this term used by fagscapers speaks for itself.
Zezima is the worlds biggest fag as he is number 1 on the fagscape rankings.
by Buelers September 17, 2007
mugGet the Fagscape mug.

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom
It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up
by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018
mugGet the Failsafe mug.

runescape/fagscape

fagscape is the most stupid game i have everplayed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am serius you may like that shit but im sorry it is fukcing stupid
example: "jordan get of your fagscape acc and come outside" jordan "one sec i have to kill a metal dragon" "omg omg omg i got dragon pl8!!!!!!!!!"

"are you playing runescape/fagscape !!!!" "no"
by mr.smaterass May 15, 2009
mugGet the runescape/fagscape mug.

Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly
Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!
by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010
mugGet the Failsate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email