fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.

ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian

by rocky October 29, 2003

Faketalians

People who think and/or act like they're Italian when they are so obviously not. Eating Italian food and being loud does not automatically make you Italian.

The cast of Jersey Shore are a bunch of Faketalians.

by Reginlief 28 September 5, 2011

fauxgetarian

Someone who watches too many PETA/animal cruelty videos online and suddenly proclaims they are a vegetarian. Common traits include "occasionally" eating meat, or only eating chicken. Fauxgetarians usually disregard their commitment to saving the animals after a month or two.

Heather's not a vegetarian, man. She's a fauxgetarian, she just watched too many PETA videos last week.

She told me she was a vegetarian, but I saw her eating a whole steak yesterday. Now I know she's just a fauxgetarian.

by typicalskeleton July 6, 2008

fatgetarian

A vegetarian that gains weight because they only eat veggie pizza, pasta, or other such fatty carbs.

"I have to stop eating veggie pizza! Ive turned into such a fatgetarian!"

by lucy in the sky with gems August 15, 2007

Vagetarian

Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.

Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.

by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007

faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

by dope-1 October 10, 2006

vagetarian

A vagetarian is somebody who only eats vaginas! See Bull Dyke, Rugmunchers, Lesbians or Pussywillows.

Vag-et-ar-ian = Vagina shorterned with vegeterian.

"Oh did you hear Lara is now a vagetarian?"

"Oh really?" "Well I must give her a call and ask her if she wants to eat out some time?"

by [e-mail] September 12, 2006