facebooker

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.

I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.

by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006

facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.

"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."

by CKMeredith February 22, 2010

facebooker

origin: portmanteau of facebook and hooker. circa 2006
1. a person who friend-request strangers and use wallposts as a way to meet new people
2. a person who spends obscene amounts of time on facebook, waiting for a new message/wall post and replies to messages immediately hoping the recipient hasn't logged off yet
3. a person who frequently changes their facebook status so that they will appear on their friend's home screen
4. a person who will make pointless posts on their friends' walls to elicit more posts on their own walls in order to appear more popular
5. a person who feels depressed when he/she doesn't receive a facebook notification for an hour.

Steve- "This girl looks really popular. She gets wall posts every 10 minutes."
Joe- "No, she's just a facebooker. She has never met half of those people, and she is initiating every wall-to-wall conversation."

by RuoJie August 3, 2008

fagcocker

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary

person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"

by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

Facebookeros

A Chicana/o or Latina/o who uses Facebook as a way to stay engaged with friends, family and his/her community. A Facebookero has found a way to use the social networking site both as a tool for informal social interaction and a means to address larger social concerns.

The Facebookeros at Cuentame are redefining the use of social online networking and net-activism.

by digicholo June 28, 2010

Facebookering

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

by sarapigz June 29, 2009

facebookery

spending time on facebook

I had a rich hour of facebookery last night.

by mastodude May 18, 2010