fadonk

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

FEDON

This name comes from the greek word meaning "light". Anyone with the name of Fedon think they are often smarter than the average person. Just like their uniqueness of their name, Fedon's like the unique things in life. They often have a dry sense of humour and can be sarcastic. However due to their out of the box character they are often considered to be assholes who often put themselves first.

person: Hey Fedon, What's new?
Fedon: That stupid look on your face.

by motorboatingboobies May 21, 2019

FEDON

A firearms enthusiast who is immersed in gun culture. Often found admiring the design, history and craftsmenship of guns. Owner of several guns, Fedon at times feels judged, misunderstood and sometimes hated for his choice of guns.

Fedon: It makes me sad that people don't — won't — take the time to understand, that they are so close-minded, and they conflate violence with guns.

by motorboatingboobies July 23, 2019

Fardonkle

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

by orgasmpete January 9, 2011

FEDON

Italian in character, quality and innovated- a true mark of craftsman ship

Fedon is the best product.

by motorboatingboobies May 23, 2019

SUNY Fredonia

One of the greatest party schools in the SUNY system. Why? Because there's nothing else to do in Fredonia! However, it's still more fun, friendly, and unique. At least half the school is either a music or an education major. The weekends start on Thursday (sometimes Wednesday) and Sunday morning breakfasts at Cranston are where it's at. Fredfest is one of the most anticipated weekends for every Fredonia student, and for good reason. There's probably more trees than there is at your school too. Sunny's is the easiest bar to drink at underage, but also the grossest. If you're cool enough, you'll know how to get into the other ones.

Person 1: Hey what school are you going to in the fall?
Person 2: SUNY Fredonia!
Person 1: What made you choose to go there?
Person 2: I heard it's a good party school, and the tuition isn't bad.

by artishard June 7, 2009