Facemail

When you tag people you want to shame so they'll do something they should actually do.

I beat the hell out of my own car driving around the state, so I facemailed my boss into providing me with a company car.

by HigherthanaMile August 27, 2013

Facebail

To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.

I think I'm spending too much time on FB cuz everyone keeps Facebailing as soon as I get there. I didn't think I was chatting THAT much.

by LNGJFB April 6, 2009

facemail

to meet someone,usually after a relationship that started with emails or instant messaging

Ok babe,we been gettin it on for a while online now.Hows about you and me do a little facemail?say,tomorrow lunchtime?

by stevoo0011 October 9, 2006

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010

FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends

Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"

by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011

Facefail

When someone on facebook posts a status update that is actually part of a wall-to-wall conversation.

This usually results in the majority of the persons facebook friends to see one part of an incomplete conversation. Usually the comments on this update consist of "noob" or "learn to facebook nub", usually people just write "Fail", hence the term "Facefail".

"Person's status update: Ill see you tonight then heaps of love xxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxxooxxo!!!!!
Comments:
FAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
NOOB"

"P1: Hey remember that guy who posted that wall-to-wall conversation as a status update
P2:Yeah that was such a Facefail!!!"

by Grey Walker July 30, 2009

Facemail

the large amout of emails you get from facebook

after posting those pics from my birthday, i got like 700000 facemails

by jencat13 February 14, 2009