by InsanityWolf April 17, 2011

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.
An example of a facerant is ...
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

by awedkjdf September 14, 2008

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

Any bag facing bro, typically of the Sigma Chi Fraternity (particularly of the University of Cincinnati chapter) who exemplifies characteristics typical of douche bag bros.
"What's with that salt eating sigma chi kid?"
"Oh, he's just a bag facer"
"That explains it, what a bag facing bro"
"Oh, he's just a bag facer"
"That explains it, what a bag facing bro"
by Jack Zansen August 6, 2010

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?
Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)
Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.
Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)
Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.
by JADS March 7, 2012
