face pubes

A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.

"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."

by Faaii May 13, 2005

Facepest

Someone that constantly posts radom shit on Facebook and annoys you. A preson whom you would like to delete from your friends list but feel you cant due to the fact that you like this person to much to offend them.

Oh-no not another message from my cousin, he is starting to become a Facepest.

by DjGroove September 16, 2009

Facepussy

The act of enjoying a well deserved meal; Eating heartily

Last night I had some awesome facepussy

by Mattress0991 March 6, 2009

Facepuker

Can be a sign of affection or an insult

That guys very funny he’s a facepuker 🐒💨

Or

That guys very annoying he’s an absolute facepuker

by Cologne gc February 22, 2025

the facepages

The all-inclusive directory for the modren age

It has gone on to replace oldschool methods like the phone book and the yellow pages and other nonsense like that.

Ex.1

-Hey Garry, you know Jenny right? Do you know where I can find her?
-Nah, just look her up in the facepages

Ex.2

- But Judge, how did the rapist find her home address?
- Well, she was listed in the facepages

Ex.3

The cops broke into the man's house and arrested him after looking through the facepages

by kidneyswap February 20, 2011