Facelooker

A person who has a Facebook account, never updates status or comments yet never misses an update made by others.

Captain Awesome wasted his time telling Itchy about his new table as Itchy already knew because he is a Facelooker.

by megagina December 12, 2009

facelooking

Browsing facebook, or looking at anything facebook related.

Guy: What you doing?

Girl: Facelooking at the party pics from last night!

by Duckspeak Begone October 5, 2012

Facelooping

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

by stryscribe February 3, 2010

facefoot

For when a facepalm just doesn't cut it.

n00b: I just crafted a sponge!
mlgbro: /me facefoots.

by SmartPeopleMakeBiggerMistakes January 21, 2015

facelord

facelord

One who is an idiot and often times so stupid that looking at their face makes you feel like the lord of all morons just by association.

"Will, you are being such a facelord today."

by Pweenlord March 15, 2005

Facelooker

A person who collects numerous friends on Facebook but who never posts or responds to anything.

I know Bob is skulking about on Facebook because his picture is on "Friends on Chat" all day. He has 1,437 friends and never responds or posts anything. He's a Facelooker!

by livesinmymomsbasement June 24, 2011

facefood

A place where coffee and your heart meet

Girl, Facefood's coffee is the best!

by mxlinzt March 12, 2019