facefull

Taking a load on the face.

Take a facefull.

by Karen February 16, 2004

faceful of joy

Any circumstance, intentional or non-intentional, where a girl with above-average sized breasts puts her breast on your face or close to your face. Range to be accepted as this must be within an inch of your face. This may be done intentionally during any sexual activities, or non-intentionally, for when a person may lean over someone or slip.

a. That chick gave me a faceful of joy last night!!!!

b. She leaned across me to get her cellphone, and ended up giving me a faceful of joy!!!

by great bob October 19, 2011

facebaulk

To decide not to comment on or like someone's post because you've been 'liking' a lot of their posts lately and you don't want to look like a stalker.

"You didn't comment on MYkynnnzzziee's pre-kindergarten graduation album!"
"Sorry, I Facebaulked. I'll go 'like' all 345 photos now."

by DanglingParticiple January 13, 2014

Facefast

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

by GPR143 September 11, 2010

Facefart

When one makes an unintentional posting error on Facebook. Derived from FACEbook + brainFART.

Man, I had a serious Facefart today--while posting to my gf's wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, I accidentially posted to Mom's!

by Rob Bastard October 31, 2011

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010

Facefail

When someone on facebook posts a status update that is actually part of a wall-to-wall conversation.

This usually results in the majority of the persons facebook friends to see one part of an incomplete conversation. Usually the comments on this update consist of "noob" or "learn to facebook nub", usually people just write "Fail", hence the term "Facefail".

"Person's status update: Ill see you tonight then heaps of love xxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxxooxxo!!!!!
Comments:
FAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
NOOB"

"P1: Hey remember that guy who posted that wall-to-wall conversation as a status update
P2:Yeah that was such a Facefail!!!"

by Grey Walker July 30, 2009