facedong

verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your penis against someone's face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.

Clark repeatedly facedonged Laura. She loved his facedonging--he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

by basculet March 24, 2008

facebog

logging into facebook when on the toilet,
taking a toilet break to check facebook

facebog is the act of logging into facebook to check status and make status updates while on the toilet.

eg: while jess is on facebook she notices billy made a status update while he was on the toilet...

eg: Nato says to his workmates, "I'm bored I'm gonna go facebog"

by impulsesv6 May 10, 2011

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

Facedout

When you message a girl, or write on her Facebook wall and she doesn't respond, yet she responds to others promptly.

"What happened to that Jennifer girl, did you add her?"
"Yeah I added her and sent a message asking her what's up too"
"What happened?"
"I got facedout man"
"Ah, bummer bro"

by Maximum Carter February 15, 2010

facetographer

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011

facedonkulous

A mixture of the phrases "your face" and "redonkulous". Often used in times when a friend or somebody you know is making unreasonable or outlandish claims or accusations.

Danielle thinks she can ride a motorcycle, even though she never learned how to ride a bike. She is being facedonkulous.

by easy_d May 17, 2010

Facebogging

The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.

Hey man, you missed the team meeting this morning, where the hell were you?

Oh, sorry dude, I was busy Facebogging.

by Captain Tact March 17, 2011