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facebust

To bust or out someone's petty crimes or shameful actions via facebook pictures or wall posts.
"Sasha totally busted Candice for borrowing without asking."
"How?"
"Andrew posted some pics of a dinner date with Candice and she was wearing Sasha's sweater in one of them."
"Dood, he soooo facebusted her!"
by Eggwhitey May 13, 2008
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Facebush

The chin part of a gotee that becomes coarse and thick and mangled due to not trimming and/or unkemptness, resembling a jagged bush on one's face.
"Dude, you need to do something about that gotee, you got one hell of a facebush going on"

"You're collecting goop in your facebush"
by jakevo January 24, 2012
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facecuse

an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.
joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.
by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009
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facebus

A variation on the term facepalm. Used when someone or something is so stupid you would rather be hit in the face with a bus than endure it any longer.
Gigi: I was doing a meme on DeviantArt and in one of the boxes it came up with "Sasuke receives a gift of sexy lingerie from Itachi what is his reaction?"

Star: *facebus* Incest = NFTW (Not FTW).
by StarDustCrazy July 17, 2010
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philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.
"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"
by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009
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Arabian Facebuster

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.
Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town
by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008
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Facebase

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.
I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.
by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010
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