Facebreak

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the use of Facebook with or without any prior notification.

Facebreaking and Facebreaked are also versions.

I had to FACEBREAK Cecelia again, because she is too emotional and possessive.

Bob FACEBREAKED me, he should have called me first, when I checked his FB, his status says he is single.

by Leftie Luci September 20, 2009

Facebreak

Facebreak: An act of douchebaggery that involves preemptively removing one's relationship status before notifying girlfriend, boyfriend, partner or significant other, also the action that should result to the person who instigated the facebreak. (see facebreak-ING)

Karl Selewski has so many women he makes things easier on himself with use of Facebreak

by Bailejor April 26, 2010

Facebrag

To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Sample Facebook Status: Jane Stephens is headed to London with her new iPhone for her 2nd JOB INTERVIEW!!!!! :))))

"Hey, did you see Jane's newest Facebrag? Eesh."

by Rtrock June 29, 2009

Facebrag

A statement of boast, self-promotion or any other kind of self-glorification posted on the social networking site Facebook.

Often thinly disguised as a 'status update', the benchmark for a Facebrag is something that the offender would not normally say to friends, at work or otherwise in public for fear of being (correctly) branded as a complete nob.

Responding "FACEBRAG" on the offender's post in capitals can perhaps discourage others from repeating this heinous crime against humility.

GEORGE WILSON: is about to board the plane to the Maldives for three weeks of diving and surfing with his hot Page 3 girlfriend! So long suckers!

UNCLE SILAS: FACEBRAG! Hope your plane crashes you miserable cretin.

or:

JEZ HAMILTON: just won the lottery and is about to de-friend everyone poorer than him LOL!

UNCLE SILAS: You dirty little FACEBRAG. I'm going to find you and inject you with Aids.

by Duchy69 August 20, 2010

Facebragging

the act of using a social networking site in order to show off or impress others with material items and/or fun activities. may include status updates, comments, or most often, pictures.

alright, I posted those pictures of us at the lake. Im done facebragging for the day.

by tf27 July 9, 2010

facebragger

Facebragger (n) - One who uses Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they're awesome.

These are all taken from peoples 'status' on facebook. Otherwise known as a 'facebragger'

"My new jeans look damn good.....rocking them tonight with some new Armarni! =)"

"Weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the Dolce & Gabbana"

"I lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up"

"off to Hawaii for 3 weeks"

"Soooooooooo f!@#$!* stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new Mercedes!!!!!!"

"banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and I didn't have to pay for any of them! :)"

by AMPBCSVD December 16, 2009

facebreakup

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup

It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(

by gtbarry June 17, 2009