facebookmotional

The way someone feels when they think everything their friends post on Facebook, is a shot at them ✋

Calm down! They aren't even talking about you! You always get so facebookmotional when they post anything at all!! Ugh!

by Honeybeestatus August 31, 2018

Facebookmancy

The practice of predicting the future (e.g relationships) by studying facebook profiles.

I was doing a bit of facebookmancing and I reckon John and Liz are gonna get together at Dave's party next week.

"Did you hear that John and Liz are together?"
"Wow! Craig facebookmanced that ages ago!"

Craig's got into facebookmancy recently, and it turns out he's scarily accurate

by Simon Canwell June 13, 2008

facebookin'

1) the act of snoopin through friends (or non friends) profiles in search of something to mingle about.
2) usually linked to excessive boredom or obsessive culpulsore.
3) Most likeley done by the (13-18) age range
4) A term mostly used when talkin online; rareley said in in person

Online Example
Josh: Hey man, whats up
Jon: Not much dude, just doin some facebookin'
Josh: Oh word, cool you find anything interesting?
Jon: yah man, did you know that Henry and Margo broke up today?

by Emile Goldstein February 12, 2009

Facebookemon

Someone you don't really know , but would like people to think you do.

"Look, Man, I will not be your 'Facebookemon'". (In reply to an unwanted friend request.)

by Beatrice Kiddo March 23, 2009

Facebooksionship

A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.

A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."

This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.

Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan

Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan

Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben

by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010

Facebookemon

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.

Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"

by Tommy L March 12, 2009

Facebookonality

The individual's Facebook personality as it is perceived by others from their post, likes, comments, emoji's, and other Facebook activity.

Person 1: " It is obvious it's 'Shark Week' for Susan! "
Person 2: " How can you tell?"
Person 1: " Her Facebookonality has come off a little bitchy lately. Plus she posted that she was listening to Alanis Morissette"

Person 2: " Oh yeah... its 'Shark Week ' for sure! "

by Noel "The Wise" July 6, 2016