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Facebookly Active

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.
Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.
by grovecityfan January 19, 2009
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Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
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facebookligious

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.
My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!
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Drunk Facebooking

A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).

(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?

Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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Facebookery

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.
Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.
by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018
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facebookery

The act of dicking around on Facebook for extended periods of time.
"I finally made it out of the house today after the 18 hours of facebookery this afternoon."
by CKMeredith February 22, 2010
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Facebookicide

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online
Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide
by superfunhappyslide May 22, 2009
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