Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012

Facebook Friend

The basic unit of popularity.

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"

by PopKull October 28, 2010

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook friend

Someone that constantly copies a persons actions or life-styles in goal of becoming their friend.

Someone who acts different around groups of people or a specific person.

DUDE 1: "Yo dude check out Sean! This kid was straight up emo last week now he's rockin' a camouflaged hat and talking with a country accent!"

DUDE 2: "WOW dude, what a Facebook friend."

by InvisibleAstronaut November 8, 2010

Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

by milf86 August 13, 2010

Facebook Friend

Mostly 60 year old males looking for a friend

"Facebook friend" - I think we should have fun sometime, where do you live
Average Facebooker - I live at *********** ****, *** ****.

by Hi-Im-Chris-Hansen January 6, 2012