Facetag

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Fact Check

To censor or ban a user from an online social media platform, usually due to the user sharing ideas or content that the administrators of the platform disagree with on an ideological level.

"I archived Jane's facebook post on voter fraud before it was fact checked. I'll send it to you in a private message."

by Brundle November 10, 2020

Lavde ka fact checker

Someone who runs a puncture shop full time and is a goat zoo keeper in part time. Hobbies include spreading misinformation to discredit truth. Also someone who looks like a cheap 3rd copy of Hero Alom. His boss is a step son of Medusa.

Bhai ye Lavde ka fact checker Hai, is ki ammi ko julab hota h toh, tashrif se ulti ho rahi hai prove Karta hai.

by DushtaMaayavi March 13, 2022

Facebook Fact

Complete bullshit stat circulated on facebook as if it is the gospel truth.

Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!

by Oater September 20, 2012

Faatimah

She's a sweet girl that doesn't have much regard for your past. In fact, she's often amazed by a change in a person and will often want to support those that are fragile inside. She may come across as quite blunt and jarring, but deep down she has a lovely, radiant soul, filled with intricate emotions. She's not that confident so be careful how you interact with this precious gem. Just know that she'll never give up on you, just don't break her heart, otherwise she can become quite sour. She wants the best for everyone and doesn't mind others taking control. She just wants to be protected and loved. Faatimah doesn't need much, she's always surrounded my people with issues but makes time for everyone. She's irresistibly cute and beautiful, she'll play it off but deep down she loves the compliments. Faatimah might take a while to actually be comfortable around you, she maybe never will. Just be obsessed with her and you'll be end up as the luckiest guy ever.

Faatimah is a loving and caring girl that will never give up on you, just treat her right.

by MayahKnows🥰 March 21, 2021

Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009