Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.

1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.

by Kazyan December 9, 2008

Fabutard

A combination of “fabulous retard” referring to a female who thinks of herself as "fabulous" when really she is a pitiful waste of flesh only interested in being around other fabutards who tell her she is “fabulous” who she must tell they are fabulous so they can all be fabulous together in their fantasy world where they have convinced themselves that they aren’t the painfully selfish, self-centered, vain, narcissistic, deluded, egomaniacal, unintelligent losers they are in the real world.

Morgan used to be a great friend but recently she has turned into a fabutard.

by BridgetsBoy December 15, 2008

fattard

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

by md dylan June 20, 2006

fatard

Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.

Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"

Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"

by Far Behind May 1, 2008

Fabutard

1) A person, typically female, who thinks of themself as 'fabulous' when in fact they are retarded.

2) A person who regularly uses the word 'fabulous' about themself or their friends.

3) A useless female who spends more time on how she looks than anything else in her life because she believes that how she looks outside will fix how she feels inside.

Look at that group of fabutards over there.

by Jaysin V. December 16, 2008

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007