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fadonk

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong
bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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fudunk

v. the act of slapping a member of the female gender across the face region with an erect penis, usually resulting in a mushroom-shaped imprint on the slapped area.
I fudunked her good last night across the face region with my erect penis, and then developed a sudden and unexplainable urge for some mushrooms.
by SuperCameron March 28, 2003
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Fudnoker

An inside term, meaning to rip someone off, or take advantage of someone's stupidity. Basically to toatally slap your fucking head, and jack prices up on you, so your busted broke and I'm sitting on all your cheddar...
I could see this Fudnoker coming from across the parking lot.

I Fudnoked the shit out of this old crackhead fucker today, i sold him a 8ball for $150, but he didn't know I cut half of it with that white battery acid corrosion powder that was all over my car battery. He-He, Fudnoked him good!
by ScinoBasher999 November 26, 2006
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fadonk

when one takes his flacid cack and smackes it across the face of another... possibly leaving an indentation or some sort.
Jerome whipped his monsterous cack out of his "sean john" trousers and graciously fadonk'd oprah after learning that she had cheated on him with his own father.
by Skittles March 23, 2004
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fudunk

Full Unit Designation UNKnown. Decades-old military acronym.
Wash the mud offa that FUDUNK Jeep on the double!
by clea023 May 4, 2006
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Fadonked

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job
The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.
by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009
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Fujonkers

The word used in place of, "Fudge!," or "Dammit!" This word is often used in its phrase, "Holy Fujonkers!"
Damen: Holy Fujonkers!

Sarah: What?

Damen: I just dropped my cereal.
by ohnoshedintgirlsheiscarazay November 24, 2010
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