Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.

Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Fuckytown

Another once popular disco-era town adjacent to Funkytown.

Won’t you take me to... Fuckytown?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007