fucktart

the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(

Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!

by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003

fucktart

an obviously promiscuous airhead

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.

by x March 14, 2003

fucktart

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective

God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!

by I AM JAKE November 5, 2006

Fucktart

A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.

This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.

by ...........................?! August 22, 2009

Fucktart

annoying gay man , or irritating slutty woman.

That man is being such a fucktart I wish he would stop it!

by bitchalicious September 23, 2010

fucktart

A woman you would enjoy having sex with, where tart refers to a woman who(you hope) is sexually promiscuous.

"She is such a fucktart. Look at those short shorts."

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Fucktart

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

by Freidrick December 6, 2006