Skip to main content

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
mugGet the Fuck Me up the Goat Assmug.

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now
Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy
by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018
mugGet the fuck me up and call me daddymug.

Fuck me up fam

A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink
Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam
by Admart June 9, 2018
mugGet the Fuck me up fammug.
A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.
Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.
by ZenTam May 28, 2018
mugGet the fuck me up the ass and call me stupidmug.

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
mugGet the Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priestmug.

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
mugGet the fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priestmug.

Share this definition