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Freetard

Any person who works through an unpaid break or lunch in an effort to impress management.
Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.
by James Earl November 18, 2014
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Freetard

A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011
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freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.
Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011
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freetarded

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010
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Freetard

Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.
by londonc July 23, 2008
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Freetard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003
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Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
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